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Gaming update

What’s new. What captivates. What’s enjoyable.

These are a few things that any given consumer may contemplate before making a purchase. But most often, it comes down to best of, or.. Top so-and-so. And that’s cool. A dude can abide.

In that case, what’s the best (in my humble opinion) and latest from the gaming market? Here’s a glimpse at a few titles.

PS4
Second Son this is the latest title for the ps4. Final Fantasy number one million point two came out. But I lost count after Final Fantasy one thousand. Second Son takes home the gold. The game play and missions are similar to the latest installment of Saints Row. Graphic’s take it to the next level. Dialogue… It’s getting better. You the gamer control how good or bad main dude in story will become. Kind of like a Fable in that sense.

Xbox 360, Xbox One
TitanFall Just as Second Son is an exclusive for Sony, TitanFall is exclusive to Microsoft. However, check this. Why is Second Son not available to Ps3? Sony, you stinkers’. Only allowing those with the four to partake in the fun…

Getting back to TitanFall. I was surprised when I found that TitanFall is strictly an online multiplayer. Microsoft, why I…. I thought that… Well, Microsoft wants mo’ money too. How? In order to play TitanFall (at all) you must have an Xbox live account. Okay. Next, internal hard drive. That’s right. Can’t save to an external memory device. Blast!

Assuming you meet the above standards, then rock on. Movement is fun both as a ground soldier and as a titan. The more leveling up, the more is unlocked. This means mo’ fun. Yes!

WiiFind another blog, because we don’t write about kitty shit entertainment systems.

ATTENTION BF4

**ATTENTION**

****BF4 GAMERS’****

What can all BF4 player’s rejoice about today?

Player Appreciation Battle pack.

  Grab the pack.  Fo’ free.

Premium Members’….

Second Assault is also available today, 18 February 2014.  Fo’ free.

Second Assault will be available to ALL BF4 player’s to purchase ( at the price of $$.$$… we’re not sure how much) on 4 March 2014.

To ALL BF4 members’…

Don’t forget to grab your daily battle packs.  February ring’s in player appreciation month.

.. Freeeee.

 

Abrakadabra

So… You haven’t watched, Half Baked in quite some time.  Put on the list. For da weekend mon.  Also, do you… Freaky Deaky?  Sure ya do.  If ya haven’t, go check it out on Netflix.  Andy Dick gets blown up around twenty minutes in.  Christian Slater.  Sabina Gadecki.  Other people you’ll undoubtedly recognize.  When in doubt, IMDb it.

American Dad.  Season 2011.  Not really.  The season that was airing during the year 2011.  Nice.

I want to continue my observations about what makes the Xbox One phenomenal.  Doesn’t the other, supposed big deal with the Xbox One surround it’s on-screen, motion detector capabilities?  If that’s the case, these guys are retarded.

Here’s the way I see it: Microsoft is attempting to hit all quadrants- the kid audience (in my mind, that’s the crowd who the motion thingy is primarily for), young adults (twenties up till, ehh… I’d say thirty-one, thirty-two…  Thirty-three’s pushing it these days), adults (while I’d like to say I’m a full grown adult, I think that that’s more reserved for the individual who can also say, “yeah, some call me a wizard in these parts”, where ever “these” parts are- they must be pretty important), and everyone else.  Everyone else, hmm… Old folks, younger folks who don’t want to be categorized- or, perhaps, even some real wizards (because, yes- wizards are indeed real).

Nintendo.  It sounds so… Familiar.  I can’t claim to give a reason for why I packed away my Nintendo gear, other than I out-grew Nintendo all-together.  And, for some reason, that’s kinda sad.  Not like, boo hoo, or.. Whaaa!  No, just a silent recap on the good times me and Nintendo had together: it was one helluva ride!

With that on table of talk, what the hell did happen to Nintendo?  Serious.  I ask because I haven’t seen much concerning the Nintendo peeps.  You’re right, I don’t give a shit, but still…  Nintendo was, and I’m sure still is, awesome.  Maybe I haven’t been paying attention.  That would explain how much I care about Nintendo.

Maybe the youth is getting way smart, way fast.  They can keep up with the more adult-geared consoles.  Good… Good, goooood!

That’s aight.  I can dig it.

 

This Boy’s Strange

It’s only my prose, but I like it…

Yes, I do.

That was an adaptation (What?  Adaptation?  I’m cray say.. Oh) of The Rolling Stones, from that classic great- It’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll.

The infrastructure matters not to the energy beyond.

That surely also happened somewhere under this sun.

O.K…  Enough random.  That was fun.  Now, hopefully, some food ( it’s just this blog; there’s no actual food… Whoops- my b) to stimulate the brain.  Brain food?  Maybe… Just, maybe…

Sony opened a portal yesterday; it’s a big, badass money eater.  Playstation 4 (PS4) became available to order as of.. One. Day. Ago…  HA!  Didn’t drop the ball- did not…

First off, GameStop will rape you in the wallet.  I feel a bit traitor-ey.  I barter with GameStop all the time.  Saves me money… Saves them money?  Fuck it- hopefully someone gets the title at a decent price.  Yeah, psh.. Barter only foo.  Out the door, I was looking at loosing six bills to the badass portal (mentioned earlier).  Fuuuuuck that..

Amazon.  Smoothin’ past the online redge, I’m at 5 bills- and a lil’ bit ova.  Oh fuck yes!  Two filthy lookin’ titles to game all over, some controllers, and the sonofabitch plastic mother ship… The PS4 itself.

Rumor’s speak of a nemesis, a competitor… A beast, both black and green.  Ferociously stupid in name, the Xbox One is acclaimed-ly six something- and that’s for just for console and controller.  I get it: Microsoft wants to reach out, pull from a wider audience.  Stupid.  Ass.  Microsoft.  I’d thought about asking, why?…. Psh- pointless.  Just, pointless.

Dear Microsoft,

I could care less about my gaming console giving me live, recordable feed from various sporting events.  Fuuuuuuuck that.  Don’t belittle me Microsoft; that’s not cool (not even a little bit is it cool). I’m not an idiot (at least, please.. Let me think that, for I dunno- a little bit?), and Microsoft… I feel like you’re playing me for a big one.  No thank you, sirs’ and ladies’. I’m already feeling the buyer’s remorse of the PS4.  However, I’ve done my research (sufficient? I’m no doctor, k?), and I feel confident that my money will more than pay itself off within the first year between me and PS4.  If I could feel that way about the Xbox One, I would of been in a dilemma– Catch a Tiger?  Tiger’s don’t have toes; they have humongous claws that will rip flesh like it’s butter.

Microsoft, you didn’t really give me that option with what you’re looking to showcase with the Xbox One.

I know, in-depth opinion.  If you completely disagree, good.  Be different, you fucks.  If you agree on some personal levels, that’s nice.  Don’t let anyone know.  Keep that to yourself.  Cus, it is you..

On some level,

Peace