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10 movies (now showing + coming soon)

Here are five well rated films now in theaters’:

Oculus. Horror

The Raid 2. Action/Crime/Thriller

Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Action

The Grand Budapest Hotel. Comedy. Wes Anderson directed.

Noah. Aw sheet

Here are five movies selected by yours truly (coming soon. Get fuckin’ pumped):

A Million Ways to Die in the West . Seth MacFarlane. Sarah Silverman. Amanda Seyfried. Neil Patrick Harris. Charlize Theron. Liam Neeson. Shazam.

Chef. Jon Favreau written, directed, produced. Looks awesome.

The Quiet Ones. John Pogue directed. Horror.

Neighbors. Seth Rogen. Comedy.

Locke. Starring Tom Hardy.. Dude is a badass actor.

And 1..

22. Sequel to the movie 21 Jump Street. Comedy

5 People/Bands worth a look

Jack White. Lazaretto is expected June 10th. From the White Stripes, Jack White is. Alternative rock genre.

Zakk Wylde/Black Label Society. Catacombs of the Black Vatican is now available for purchase. Check into Zakk Wylde and his career with Black Label Society. Metal genre.

Led Zeppelin. Led Zeppelin has officially announced a re-releasing of all original studio albums beginning in June, with an album to follow each consecutive month. The re-releases will include previously unheard live recordings from the band. Other outtakes also to be included.

AnteMasque. This is a new super band in the makes. Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers joins forces with former Mars Volta members Cedric Bixler-Zavala and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez. David Elitich on the drums. Songs thus far include: 4AM, Hangin’ in the Lurch, and People Forget. All three can be found on iTunes.

Patton Oswalt. Tragedy plus Comedy Equals time. This is a live performance brought to iTunes. Fucking hilarious.

5 ways to humble thine self

People of importance (to me) tell me I’m on.  On point.  On my game.  Got my mojo goin’.

It’s a humble sense of confidence that does the job.  Here’s a list of five ways I learn to be humble and confident.

5 ways to humble thine self

#1. Learn to play an instrument

Rome wasn’t built overnight.  Neither is respect.  Earn it.

#2. Raise a puppy

If this is even possible.  A kitten will do just as well.

#3. Listen to country music

These are the stations’ you’re looking for…

#4. Walk outside more than twice a day

Vitamin D from the sun.  Proven a positive for both skin and bone.

#5. Drink coffee

Not a mistake.  Coffee will indeed humble one’s thought’s..  Hone Jedi.  Hone.

Peace,

3-D

30 Rock

Is amazing.

Here’s a simple break down of reasons why:

  1. Still fresh, creative, and witty- and I’m talking season one, from back in ’06.  That’s seven years!  I did the math so as not to complicate things.
  2. Alec Baldwin, Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan… That’s three names off the top of my nogg that I can quip out without google-ing.  Other recognizable faces appear.  Bottom line, all the actors are beyond hilarious.  How that’s possible in a logical world- ask someone else; I enjoy philosophy.
  3. Waaaay better than The Office.  Looking back, yeah, the office was funny- but not in comparison to 30 Rock.  30 Rock dominated on the entire story line of the office from it’s beginnings in, yes- 2006.
  4. To add to the last point, point three, I want to add this: what the hell man?  I’m surprised 30 Rock has slipped under my radar for this long!  Apparently, it takes living in the boonies for over a year to start digging for the good stuff.  Acclimation.. Acclimate mate- survival.  Darwin.  Conditioning.  For Life.

And this is after finishing season one.

Shazam!