Category Archives: Updates

10 movies (now showing + coming soon)

Here are five well rated films now in theaters’:

Oculus. Horror

The Raid 2. Action/Crime/Thriller

Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Action

The Grand Budapest Hotel. Comedy. Wes Anderson directed.

Noah. Aw sheet

Here are five movies selected by yours truly (coming soon. Get fuckin’ pumped):

A Million Ways to Die in the West . Seth MacFarlane. Sarah Silverman. Amanda Seyfried. Neil Patrick Harris. Charlize Theron. Liam Neeson. Shazam.

Chef. Jon Favreau written, directed, produced. Looks awesome.

The Quiet Ones. John Pogue directed. Horror.

Neighbors. Seth Rogen. Comedy.

Locke. Starring Tom Hardy.. Dude is a badass actor.

And 1..

22. Sequel to the movie 21 Jump Street. Comedy

Chuck Palahniuk Rules

He does. Fight Club is one of Mr. Palahniuk’s novels. Hollywood people David Lynch adapted it to fit inside the silver screen. Rock. And Roll…

Let’s get to the nitty gritty. Author Chuck Palahniuk can write. Does write. Man…. Thank you. You make me glad I know how to read.

Here’s two books. For pleasure reader’s only.

Haunted

Invisible Monsters

One is a collection of short stories. The other… The other novel is fiiiii-ya.

Only we can cause chaos.

Peace

5 People/Bands worth a look

Jack White. Lazaretto is expected June 10th. From the White Stripes, Jack White is. Alternative rock genre.

Zakk Wylde/Black Label Society. Catacombs of the Black Vatican is now available for purchase. Check into Zakk Wylde and his career with Black Label Society. Metal genre.

Led Zeppelin. Led Zeppelin has officially announced a re-releasing of all original studio albums beginning in June, with an album to follow each consecutive month. The re-releases will include previously unheard live recordings from the band. Other outtakes also to be included.

AnteMasque. This is a new super band in the makes. Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers joins forces with former Mars Volta members Cedric Bixler-Zavala and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez. David Elitich on the drums. Songs thus far include: 4AM, Hangin’ in the Lurch, and People Forget. All three can be found on iTunes.

Patton Oswalt. Tragedy plus Comedy Equals time. This is a live performance brought to iTunes. Fucking hilarious.

5 ways to humble thine self

People of importance (to me) tell me I’m on.  On point.  On my game.  Got my mojo goin’.

It’s a humble sense of confidence that does the job.  Here’s a list of five ways I learn to be humble and confident.

5 ways to humble thine self

#1. Learn to play an instrument

Rome wasn’t built overnight.  Neither is respect.  Earn it.

#2. Raise a puppy

If this is even possible.  A kitten will do just as well.

#3. Listen to country music

These are the stations’ you’re looking for…

#4. Walk outside more than twice a day

Vitamin D from the sun.  Proven a positive for both skin and bone.

#5. Drink coffee

Not a mistake.  Coffee will indeed humble one’s thought’s..  Hone Jedi.  Hone.

Peace,

3-D

4 Points to Check Before Beginning any Weekend/Keep it Magic

Life is a mystery.  The nature of mystery is in itself magic.  Life is therefore (to some degree) magical.

Here are four things to check before going out to ensure your weekend is awesome:

1. MONEY

Keep this simple.  Do you have any?  How much?  Finance & Management (not a timber co.).  Plan to be bombarded from different angles.  Weekends are tough to do without a cash flow.

2. MOOD

How do you feel?  Do you need a power nap?  Having a positive attitude helps. Take an emotional inventory before beginning the evening’s activities.  Will you be a blast or a burden… ‘Tis the main question.

3. MEET-UPS

Are you meeting someone?  Maybe you’ve planned a lunch date.  Righteous.  Weekends tend to be more suitable.  Since most are busy during the week.  Because of work.

4. MISSING?

Do you really need to go out?  Maybe more accomplishments will arise outside of money pits.  Plan a routine around eating better food.  Read a book.  Watch a movie.  Paint.  Write.  Dance.  Definitely dance.

Keep it magic y’all

Do’s by me, ..MR. Dude

Smart choices.  Wise decisions.  Poor thought out choices.  Failure.

Ouch.  That last description.  What a bummer.

Here’s a short list of helpful observations:

If music plays at a more than loud volume while driving, do so with refined confidence

  • Be mature about this.  Use your best judgement.  Also make sure you’re letting those around you recognize your awareness of their presence.  Play it safe, but be careful.. Too safe may cause sedation.

Have shi* together

  • Broad range of meanings here.  Perhaps it’s crucial to your survival that gardening is done by a certain time of day.  Maybe old toilet rolls need un-hinging.  New toilet roll placed into toilet roll holder.  Or, you’re do contract work.  And you need to clean up after yourself.  Don’t dismiss it.  Dirty work always gets noticed.

Silent mode on a cell phone is different than buzzer mode on a cell phone

  • Technology can be tricky.  Don’t be a victim unheard.  Speak out.  Be heard.
  • Help is out there.
  • 1-800-I-MUH-STUPID

Work hard play hard

  • Get a job.  Maintain that look for over a year.
  • Buy your own crack-cocaine.  No more using mom’s funds to get you hi no sir.

Find a family member with whom mutual vent sessions can healthily occur

  • If not a family member, you’re going to come across as a whiny jackass to whomever it is.  It’s gone from venting to complaining. No one wants to have to deal with that shi*.

Smoke weed more drink liquor less

  • Self-explainitory I feel.

Best,

P

5 facts about age

I’m in the shower.  At least once a day.  I also poop in the morning.  The morning poop is definitely routine.

Whilst being human I thought.  Here’s a list of what I came up with.

1. Face Hair

Had a mustache for a bit.  Did the beard.  Goatee.  I’m twenty-five.  Great job for me.  I made it.

I made me-self realize that mustache’s are deemed creepy and awkward.  I’ve made my own conclusions that a beard is either for lumberjack’s drug hustling money makers or musicians (writers’ too but we’re looking at their words not their fuh-king faces).  Goatees? hippies and the ever pretentious blasé crowd.  Or if you’re old.  That works too.

No go on the face hair.

2. Teeth

Brushing.  Flossing.  These are becoming more and more essential activities.

Warning: teeth will get kinda ugly unless brushed/flossed on a consistent basis.

3. Video Games

Fun?  Yes.  People online are real assholes.

That bit’s lame.

4. Movies

Netflix.  Hulu.  Actual theater’s are great as well.  Indy films.

…Alright.

5. Books

Totally awesome experience? encountering a fellow reader of novels.

That’s about that.  There’s nothing to be said when the person avoids reading.  I don’t know.  That’s about

what that is.

2014

Five years.  That’s the number of years since 2009.

Here’s what I know.  I had success back in ’09. I was a rock ‘n’ rolla.

I moved out of state.  Came back at the end of 2011 year.  The move was random.  Explanations were null and void to everyone I knew.

I loose my mojo in those near three years away.  Some chick who was suppose to come and live with me from two states away dies in a car crash on her way…..  People are using me once again because I allow it to happen in a subconscious way for I know that otherwise i’d be friendless.  And the paper people eventually fall down.

I meet another chick.  I tell her about my demons.  She runs.  Runs away for good.

I near die from hard core drug use in 2012.  2013 proves I’ve got the mojo maybe even ten fold times more than what it use to be.  small success awakens the old beast.

I move into the college jungle that is Tempe.  I go to work.  Make myself part of the living.

I wear a HUGE hat.  Im becoming an Icon.

I’m already famous….